i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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