I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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