I CAN MOONWALK!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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