please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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