vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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