I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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