I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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