STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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