Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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