Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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