he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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