Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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