we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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