i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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