My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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