Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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