addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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