the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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