I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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