I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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