ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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