guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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