I want to stick my p in your. b.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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