TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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