He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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