Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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