You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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