is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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