Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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