I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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