so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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