hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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