They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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