Just cropdusted the office
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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