Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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