Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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