There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Randomize
