Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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