Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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