"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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