But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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