We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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