I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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