doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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