thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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