Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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