There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Is it penis luge time yet?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
