So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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