jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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