If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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