How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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