with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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