i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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