we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you didnt know i had herpes?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
