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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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