who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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