I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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