I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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