We won't sleep together?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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