so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just want nice things and good sex
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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