yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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