Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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